Ahem! Otaku and hardcore fangirl! Freelancer! Looking for artist to make my webcomic scripts a reality!!
Normal girls fangirl over boy bands, we fangirl over cute video game characters.
Normal girls play barbie, we play on our Xbox.
Normal girls wear dresses, we wear hoodies.
Normal girls talk about boys, we talk about our video game characters.
Normal girls cry over movies, we cry over video games.
Normal girls cry over broken nails, we cry over broken disks.
Normal girls shop at mall, we shop at game stop.
Normal girls hate tomboys, we hate girly girls.
Normal girls are fit, we are lazy.
Normal girls always have a lazy brother, we are lazy people.
Normal girls have manors, we don't care about manors.
Normal girls make drama, we hide from drama.
Normal girls give a damn, we don't care for squat.
Normal girls think we're weird, we think we're normal.
Normal girls play dress up,
We cosplay.
Normal girls eat ice cream when depressed,
We eat cheesecake.
Normal girls wouldn't ever go into the woods at night,
We go searching for Slenderman.
Normal girls puke at the sight of blood,
We thrive on it.
Normal girls say 'Can I have your lip gloss?",
We say, 'Can I have your kidney ?'
Normal girls wear crop tops,
We wear hoodies.
Normal girls freak out over a broken nail,
We freak out over a broken knife.
Normal girls wear bows,
We wear beanies.
Normal girls say weird,
We say cool.
Normal girls 'ask why did you do that?' ,
We say 'you shouldn't have done that'.
Normal girls say go to hell,
We say GO.TO.SLEEP.
Normal girls say Link,
We say BEN Drowned.
Normal girls think Jeff is ugly,
We think he is beautiful.
Normal girls say cannibal,
We say Eyeless Jack.
Normal girls say go die in a hole,
We say you've met with terrible fate.
Normal girls fangirl over band boys,
We fangirl over psycho killers.
Normal girls listen to Justin Bieber,
We listen to iNSaNiTY and BVB
Normal girls say 'you inspire my inner pop star',
We say 'you inspire my inner serial killer'.
Normal girls want pink hair,
We want singed black hair. (or want to represent Natsu)
Normal girls play 'Just Dance'
We Play 'Majora's Mask'.
Normal girls put on lipstick for a beautiful smile,
We carve one.
Normal girls wear makeup,
We Wear masks.
Normal girls think Smile dog is scary,
We think he is cute.
Normal girls say 'Repost this',
We say 'Spread the word'.
Normal girls say stalker,
We say Slenderman
Normal girls say "speek up"
We say "don't be masky"
NORMAL PEOPLE: FOR PETE'S SAKE!
CREEPYPASATA FANS: FOR ZALGO'S SAKE!
NORMAL PEOPLE: SHUT UP!
CREEPYPASTA FANS: STOP BEING A TOBY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Scream HELP when being chased
CREEPYPASTA FANS: Scream JEFF! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!?
NORMAL PEOPLE: Just turn off the game if it glitches
CREEPYPASTA FANS: tell BEN to stop fucking around with the game
NORMAL PEOPLE: Organs are so gross!
CREEPYPASTA FANS: Jack! I got a kidney for you!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Can you please stop giving orders?
CREEPYPASTA FANS: Stahp being a Slendy! Please! I beg YOU!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this
CREEPYPASTA FANS: Put this on their profile
Regular people say: Facebook
We say: Quotev
Regular people say: cartoons
We say: Anime
Regular people say: Weirdos
We say: Unique
Regular people say: I love Katy Perry
We say: I love Nightcore
Regular people say: Scary stories
We say: Creepypasta